A Texan dies and goes to Неll. Like with all new arrivals, Sатаn enjoys messing with the Texan. First, Sатаn turns the thermostat to 100 degrees with 80% humidity. Sатаn goes to check on the Texan only to become angry when he sees the Texan reclining in a lawn chair, sipping iced tea saying, "This is great! Just like Texas in June!" Sатаn decides he will turn the thermostat up to 110 degrees and 90% humidity. Sатаn, then, returns to his new Texas arrival only to see him still in his lawn chair, sipping iced tea saying, "This is even better! Just like Texas in July!" Sатаn is becoming more angry so he decides he will move the thermostat to 120 degrees and 100% humidity. Once again, Sатаn returns to his new arrival only to see the Texan still in his lawn chair, sipping iced tea saying, "Oh wow! Just like Texas in August!"
By this time, Sатаn is really mad. He decides he's going to do a complete turnaround on the temperature in Неll. Sатаn turns the thermostat to well below freezing. Sатаn returns to the Texan. Sатаn is completely shocked by the Texan's reaction: The Texan is whooping and hollering, "Whoo Hoo!!! The Rangers just won the World Series!!!!"
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