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"Sie bekommen entweder 400 Euro Sagt der Richter zum Angeklagten: "Sie können wählen zwischen 10 Tagen Gefängnis und 1000 Euro" "Dann nehme ich natürlich das Geld!" Har du hørt om han som kunne velge mellom 3 måneders fengsel eller 10.000 kr? – Han tok pengene. Dommer i svensk rett: – Du kan velge mellom tre måneders fengsel eller 10000 kroner. – Flott - Manuel ¿cómo ha ido el juicio? - El juez ha dicho que 5 años de cárcel o 95 mil euros. - Tú no seas tonto Sale un ladrón de un juicio - Domaren till norrmannen: - Ni får välja mellan böter och fängelse. Vill ni ha 3.000 kronor eller tio dagar fängelse? Norrmannen: - Solklart Dommeren til svensken: - Du får velge mellom bøter og fengsel. Vil du ha 3.000 kroner Eller ti dager fengsel? Svensken: - Solklart
A thief just out of court, and his wife calls him:
- Pepe, what did they tell you?
- Well, they told me that 3 years in prison or 100,000 euros.
- Don't be silly Pepe, take the money !
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"Sie bekommen entweder 400 Euro Sagt der Richter zum Angeklagten: "Sie können wählen zwischen 10 Tagen Gefängnis und 1000 Euro" "Dann nehme ich natürlich das Geld!" Har du hørt om han som kunne velge mellom 3 måneders fengsel eller 10.000 kr? – Han tok pengene. Dommer i svensk rett: – Du kan velge mellom tre måneders fengsel eller 10000 kroner. – Flott - Manuel ¿cómo ha ido el juicio? - El juez ha dicho que 5 años de cárcel o 95 mil euros. - Tú no seas tonto Sale un ladrón de un juicio - Domaren till norrmannen: - Ni får välja mellan böter och fängelse. Vill ni ha 3.000 kronor eller tio dagar fängelse? Norrmannen: - Solklart Dommeren til svensken: - Du får velge mellom bøter og fengsel. Vil du ha 3.000 kroner Eller ti dager fengsel? Svensken: - Solklart
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