A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking.
They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway.
A few minutes later, the first gаy guy said. “Excuse me, but I have to fаrт.” He held his breath,then the truck driver heard a low “Hsssssss.”
A few miles down the road, the second gаy guy announced, “Excuse me, but I have to fаrт.”
The announcement was followed by another low “Hsssssss.”
“Jesus Fcukin Сhrisт!” the truckie exclaimed. “You fсuкing fairies can’t even fаrт like men. Listen to this.”
A moment later he emitted a deafening ball busting staccato machine gun burst from his аss.
“Ohhh!” one gаy guy exclaimed, turning to the other. “You know what we have here, Bruce? That’s the sound of real virgin”