A virgin girl gets married to a guy who is renowned for being particularly well endowed. She’s a bit nervous about the wedding night and explains this to her new husband. Being sympathetic he works out a way around this-he’ll show her his diск bit by bit.
So the wife’s lying in bed when she suddenly sees three inches of diск poking through the doorway. “are you sure your not nervous yet?” Her husband asks . “no I’m ok” she replies.
Another six inches of diск promptly comes through the doorway. “are you still ok?”
“yes im still ok” she replies.
When another six inches appears in the doorway she says “I’m still not nervous”
Ok her husband replies “then I’m coming up the stairs now!”