A witch joke<br />Why do witches ride on broomsticks?<br />Because it's quicker than walking!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />What are baby witches called?<br />Halloweenies!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />What do little witches do after school?<br />Their gnomework!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />What do witches say when they overtake each other?<br />Broom, broom, broom!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?<br />One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />Why do witches get good bargains?<br />Because they like to haggle!<br /> <br />A witch joke<br />Why did the witch consult an astrologer?<br />She wanted to know her horror-scope!
A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!
A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!
A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!
A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!
A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!
A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!