A woman called on a Catholic priest and asked him if he would preach a funeral for her dog who had just died. … “I can’t do that, ma’am,” he said. “Why don’t you try the Presbyterian minister?”….. “All right,” she said, “but can you give me some advice. How much should I pay him - three thousand dollars or four thousand dollars?” … “Hold on,” the Priest said, “I didn’t know your dog was Catholic!”
A woman called on a Catholic priest and asked him if he would preach a funeral for her dog who had just died. …
“I can’t do that, ma’am,” he said. “Why don’t you try the Presbyterian minister?”…..
“All right,” she said, “but can you give me some advice. How much should I pay him - three thousand dollars or four thousand dollars?” …
“Hold on,” the Priest said, “I didn’t know your dog was Catholic!”