A woman is in Court to try to get maintenance arranged for her child and the Judge says that she must name the father of the child so that he can pay. The woman says that this is a bit difficult as...

A woman is in Court to try to get maintenance arranged for her child and the Judge says that she must name the father of the child so that he can pay.
The woman says that this is a bit difficult as the father was a ghost that haunted her house at that time.
The Judge says this is ridiculous and asks the court if anyone in the building has ever had sеxuаl inтеrсоursе with a ghost.
To his surprise a man’s hand is raised slowly in the public gallery.
The Judge says “Are you prepared to swear in Court sir, that you have had sеx with a ghost?”
The man but smiled and put his hand to his mouth and said “Oh sorry, I thought you asked if anyone had had sеx with a goat!!”

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