A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. "Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?" She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. "I'm looking for something bigger than those," she says. The clerk pauses for a...

A woman walks into a dildо shop to buy a dildо. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk.
"Excuse me, do you have anything вiggеr?" She asks.
The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf.
"I'm looking for something вiggеr than those," she says.
The clerk pauses for a moment, "I think I might have what you're looking for, but it's expensive."
"Oh that's fine," she says.
The clerk leads her to the counter where he was sitting and pulls out a massive chrome cylinder.
"$500" he says.
"Oh wow," says the woman, "that is expensive, but it's perfect."
The woman hands the clerk $500 and happily leaves the store.
The store owner comes out and asks the clerk, "so have you sold any dildоs?"
"No, but I sold my thermos for $500."

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