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A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store. Eine Frau geht zum BMW-Händler. Sie schaut sich um Uma senhora entra em uma concessionária Mercedes. Ela olha ao redor Een vrouw loopt een Mercedes-showroom binnen. Ze kijkt wat rond ¡ Mierda de crisis! Una mujer entra en un concierto de BMW. Ve un coche que le gusta y se acerca a inspeccionarlo. Al agacharse a ver el interior se le escapa un sonoro pedo. Preucupada Una signora entra in una concessionaria auto e si mette ad osservare una stupenda BMW. Osserva
A woman walks into a store that sells expensive rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. She turns and sees that standing next to her is a salesman.
"Hello M'am. How may I help you today?"
Very uncomfortable she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Well, you broke wind just touching it. I'm anxious to see what happens when you hear the price."
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A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store. Eine Frau geht zum BMW-Händler. Sie schaut sich um Uma senhora entra em uma concessionária Mercedes. Ela olha ao redor Een vrouw loopt een Mercedes-showroom binnen. Ze kijkt wat rond ¡ Mierda de crisis! Una mujer entra en un concierto de BMW. Ve un coche que le gusta y se acerca a inspeccionarlo. Al agacharse a ver el interior se le escapa un sonoro pedo. Preucupada Una signora entra in una concessionaria auto e si mette ad osservare una stupenda BMW. Osserva
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