A woman was walking on the beach right after a horrible divorce, feeling really depressed, and she kicks this bottle. Out comes a genie, and he says, "I see you are a divorcee, and I hate...

A woman was walking on the beach right after a horrible divorce, feeling really depressed, and she kicks this bottle.
Out comes a genie, and he says,
"I see you are a divorcee, and I hate divorcees! I have been paying me ex alimony for the past 10,000,000 years! However, you did free me, and I will give you a wish, one wish, and your ex will get five times as much."
She starts thinking what she can ask for that will be good for her and bad for her ex, first she wants to ask for a million dollars, but then understands that her ex will get five million. Then she was going to be extremely beautiful, but realizes that her ex will look even better.
After a long time of thinking she says,
"I know what I want. I decided that I want to marry a great man, and give birth to his child."

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