A women goes to her doctor and he notices she has a black eye. He asks her about it and she breaks down crying and says her husband comes home drunк and beats her all the time. The Doctor says well I fix that for you next time he comes home drunк, drink this and gargle it till he goes to sleep. One month later she goes back to the doctor happy and bruise free and asks what was in that mouthwash? Nothing, You just needed to shut the fuск up.
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