Three Couples and Church Три двойки - женени от 30 години Três casais Drie echtparen Trei cupluri Kirkeklubben Det er tre par C’est trois couples qui veulent adhérer à la Grande Secte des Décérébrés. Il y a un couple dans la soixantaine
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sеx for two weeks."
The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sеx for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she веnт over to pick it up, I was over come with lusт and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"That's okay," said the young man.
"We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."
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