A young woman, watching her brother get dressed for a stag smoker asks, “What exactly is a stag smoker?”
“Hey,” says her brother, “It’s exclusively for men. Women couldn’t understand or appreciate the significance. It’s a secret.”
Curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to crash the smoker to see for herself what it’s all about - Men only, indeed!! She wraps a towel very tightly around her вrеаsтs, dresses in some of her brothers clothes, shirt, tie, pants and jacket. Being a little concerned about the bulge her вrеаsтs make through the jacket, she decides that if anyone mentions it she’d simply say that she was deformed.
After putting on a fake mustache and covering her hair with a hat she leaves for the smoker. As she boards a bus, the driver stares at her strangely.
“Hey, pal, Are you OK?” the bus driver asks.
The young lady responds, “Oh, yeah, I’m just a little deformed.”
“I guess the hеll you are,” says the bus driver, “your fly is open and your аsshоlе is showing!”
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