Warsteiner Krombacher und Becks
The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killian
Шефовете на Загорка, Каменица и Шуменско били на някаква конференция (на биропроизводителите вероятно) и по време на почивката седнали в заведение.
Международный съезд пивоваров.
Одат во кафана директори на Прилепска, Скопска и Битолска пивара, седнуваат и иди келнерот:
Birgün Carlsberg, Miller, Tuborg ve Efes Pilsen
Die Eigentümer der Schwechater-, Zwettler- und Ottakringer Brauereien gehen gemeinsam zum Mittagessen. Auf die Frage des Kellners, was sie denn trinken wollen, bestellt der Chef der Schwechater Brauerei naturlich ein Krügerl Schwechater, der Chef der Ottakringer Brauerei- wie konnte es anders...
Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best вееr, a Corona."
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best вееr in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
Coors' president says, "I'd like the best вееr in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking вееr, neither will I."