After a very passionate sermon the preacher was standing at the door to greet the departing congregation when one very upset lady said, "Pastor, I am very disappointed in your sermon... You said...

After a very passionate sermon the preacher was standing at the door to greet the departing congregation when one very upset lady said,
"Pastor, I am very disappointed in your sermon... You said the word 'dамn'."
"Oh," said the Pastor. "I am sorry if I offended you. What did I say just before that word?"
"I don't remember," she said.
"Well, what did I say after that word?"
"I don't remember," she said.
"I guess it was good that I used that word or you would not have heard ONE WORD I said."

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