After his election win, Dai insisted on everyone calling him Councillor Jones. Coming back late from the pub after celebrating, he made a right noise trying to get into his house. “Is that you...

After his election win, Dai insisted on everyone calling him Councillor Jones.
Coming back late from the pub after celebrating, he made a right noise trying to get into his house.
“Is that you Dai?” shouted his wife down the stairs.
“Certainly not,” he replied drunkenly. “It's Councillor Jones.”
“Well, come up quick then, we've only got a few minutes before Dai comes back from the pub.”

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