After my divorce hearing I turned to my newly ex-wife and said: “Do you know what’s been the best thing since I left you, it’s-” “Oh, I know. You’ve been out shаgging anything that moves!” she said. “Sowing your wild oats, getting your рriск into anything with a pulse. I know exactly what you’re all about, mister!” “-it’s that I’ve actually been able to finish a fuскing sentence without being interrupted.”
After my divorce hearing I turned to my newly ex-wife and said:
“Do you know what’s been the best thing since I left you, it’s-”
“Oh, I know. You’ve been out shаgging anything that moves!” she said. “Sowing your wild oats, getting your рriск into anything with a pulse. I know exactly what you’re all about, mister!”
“-it’s that I’ve actually been able to finish a fuскing sentence without being interrupted.”