After three or four days of research, a casual perusal of the ancient texts, an afternoon fishing off the dock with a student doing a Master’s thesis on etymology, various hunters and plumbers and carpenters, we can present a reasonably good translation of men’s English into understandable English: ……
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Men’s English: ……
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I’m hungry = I’m hungry ……..
I’m tired = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sеx with you after a movie.
Can I take you out for dinner? = I’d like to have sеx with you after dinner.
Can I call you sometime? = Eventually I would like to have sеx with you.
May I have this dance? = Eventually I would like to have sеx with you.
Nice dress = Nice rack, nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fоndlе you.
What’s wrong? = I guess sеx tonight is out of the question.
I’m bored = Do you want to have sеx tonight?
I love you = There I said it, Let’s have sеx now.
I love you too = Now we have to have sеx!
Let’s talk = I am trying to prove to you that I am a deep person and maybe then you’ll have sеx with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sеx with other guys.