After three years of marriage, Amy was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby, ” he...

After three years of marriage, Amy was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
“C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?”
“Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.”
Amy promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
“Okay,” he said, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there’s you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13…..”
The doctors are pretty optimistic about saving his ‘family jewels

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