An American businessman comes to a Swiss bank in Zurich with a suitcase, shades and a shifty expression. “I’d like to deposit some money, please.” “Excellent, sir. How much would you like to deposit?” The guy whispers, “Four million.” The clerk smiles kindly, “No need to whisper, sir. In Switzerland, there’s no shame to being a bit poor.”
An American businessman comes to a Swiss bank in Zurich with a suitcase, shades and a shifty expression.
“I’d like to deposit some money, please.”
“Excellent, sir. How much would you like to deposit?”
The guy whispers, “Four million.”
The clerk smiles kindly, “No need to whisper, sir. In Switzerland, there’s no shame to being a bit poor.”