An angry wife to her husband on phone: "Where the hell are you?" Husband: "Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I...

An angry wife to her husband on phone:
"Where the hеll are you?"
Husband:
"Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't have money that time, and I said 'Baby it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile and blushing:
"Yeah I remember that my love!"
Husband:
"I'm in the pub just next to that shop."

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