Шотландец лови риба в езерото Лох Нес.
Un écossais athée était en train de pêcher sur le Loch Ness quand tout à coup son bateau est attaqué par le monstre (Nessie quoi)
Aquele ateu confesso estava pescando tranquilo no lago Ness
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip
He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze.
A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?"
The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."