Шотландец лови риба в езерото Лох Нес.
An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in...
Un écossais athée était en train de pêcher sur le Loch Ness quand tout à coup son bateau est attaqué par le monstre (Nessie quoi),. D'un seul coup d'échine, la bête propulse le bateau et son...
Aquele ateu confesso estava pescando tranquilo no lago Ness, quando, de repente, vê um monstro enorme emergir do lago. Apavorado, começa a gritar: — Socorro! Socorro! Mas ninguém consegue ouvir os...
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Please help me!”
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!”
“Come on God, give me a break!!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the LochNess monster either!”