An Australian was having a party and invited all his neighbors including the local shopkeeper Abdul. He says to his guests “We can’t go in the pool yet because there’s a 12ft crocodile it, but I...

An Australian was having a party and invited all his neighbors including the local shopkeeper Abdul.
He says to his guests “We can’t go in the pool yet because there’s a 12ft crocodile it, but I will give $1000 to the first person who can jump in and кill it!”
Then there was a splash and there was Abdul thrashing about with the ‘crock’ for about 5 minutes, he kills it and jumps out covered in blood !
The host says “That was amazing here’s the money”
Abdul says “Thanks …… I’ll give $1000 to the person that tells me who the fuск pushed me in!”

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