An Englishman, A German, and a Mexican are at the Olympic stadium unsuccessfully trying to get in to watch the events without tickets. …
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The Englishman sees that next to the stadium there is a construction site. He walks over and picks up a large construction hammer and takes it to the stadium entrance. …
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The security guard says “where is your ticket?” …
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The Englishman says:
“Michael Kensington, hammer throw.. I’m late. ”
The guard lets him in right away.
The German, seeing this, walks to the construction site and picks up a steel bar and takes it to the entrance.
The security guard says “where is your ticket?”
The German says:
“Maximillian Von Heidelberg: Javelin…I am late.”
The guard lets him in right away.
The Mexican, seeing this, walks over to the construction yard and takes a few planks of wood and some steel cable to the entrance.
The security guard says “where is your ticket?”
The Mexican says:
“Juan Carlos De Los Parlotes De Amadeo, fencing.”
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