Anant goes into confessional, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." Anant said, "Last night my girlfriend made mad passionate love to me...

Anant goes into confessional, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said,
"Confess your sins and be forgiven."
Anant said,
"Last night my girlfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
Anant asked,
"Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

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