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And engineer died and when before St. Peter in heaven. St. Peter looked at his book and said "Oh, you belong with the devil."
After a few months in hеll the engineer met with the devil and said,
"You don't have anything here. I am an engineer and I can design buildings, air conditioning.. All kinds of things."
The devil said,
"OK... do it!"
When construction was complete the devil was very pleased. Then he gets a call from St. Peter who said,
"Do you remember that engineer we sent you? We made a big mistake. He is supposed to be in heaven."
The devil replied with a loud and forceful voice, "YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!"
St. Peter replied, "We will sue you!"
The devil started laughing. "What are you laughing about?" Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
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