As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fat security guard started chasing me. After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop. He grabbed me by my collar and...

As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fат security guard started chasing me.
After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop.
He grabbed me by my collar and breathlessly said, “Open your jacket.”
So I unzipped it and said, “I’ve got nothing mate.”
“Then why the fuск did you run?” he asked.
“Because I thought you could do with the exercise.”

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