As I sat at the traffic lights, a policeman drove up beside me and said, “Step out please, sir”. I said, “Is there a problem, officer?”. He said, “I have reason to believe you’re drunк, sir”. I said, “Drunк?! I’m just an honest bloke trying to get home”. He said, “Well you’re not going to get very far in that wheely bin”.
As I sat at the traffic lights, a policeman drove up beside me and said, “Step out please, sir”.
I said, “Is there a problem, officer?”.
He said, “I have reason to believe you’re drunк, sir”.
I said, “Drunк?! I’m just an honest bloke trying to get home”.
He said, “Well you’re not going to get very far in that wheely bin”.