As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shiт.”
“Last night was crazy.” I replied.
“What happened?” he asked.
“Me, my mate Steve and my mate Trevor all got very drunк,” I replied. “And we ended up going back to Trevor’s girlfriends flat and having a тhrееsоме.”
“Don’t you mean a foursome?” he asked.
“No, she was out.”