As my sister-in-law roared off in her new car my wife commented “I think I made a mistake marrying you, Look how happy my sister is in her new car”
I said “Yes, maybe if you suскеd a lot of соск your boyfriend would buy you a Porsche too”
“I may well just do that” she sneered.
“It’s a bit late now” I replied “I can’t afford two”.