At a wedding ceremony, the vicar asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the marriage, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was...

At a wedding ceremony, the vicar asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the marriage, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young woman carrying a baby. She started slowly walking toward the vicar.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The vicar asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
The woman replied, “We can’t hear you at the back.”

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