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B&Q JOB APPLICATION
After landing my new job as a B & Q “Greeter a good find for many retirees. I lasted less than a day . About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting ваве walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to B & Q."
I then said. "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say. "No, they ain't effin twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7, why the hеll would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just effin sтuрid?"
I replied. "I'm neither blind nor sтuрid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice... Have a good day and thank you for shopping at B & Q."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
***Old People Rock!***
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