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Behold it is written in the book of February.
Chapter 14
Verse 1
And it shall come to pass that on val's day, excuses shall arise again: my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc...
When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fearthou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not
Thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick.
Verse 2
Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out. Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed.
Verse 3
Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace I will grant to him.
Verse 4
Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they
Gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 month assignment.
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