Animal Jokes

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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

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What is the
Politically correct term
For rabbit shit
Raisins

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What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?
Carats

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Where do rabbits take baths and wash their аssеs?

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Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

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Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.

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What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool
(tentacle)

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What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon

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How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously

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What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy

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What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.

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What’s a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

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A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuск it!”

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Why did the octopus cross the road?
Cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

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Octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs… so where did the pus come from.

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What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food

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What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah

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I like penguins

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