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Animal Jokes

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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the соw across the lake

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What does a соw say when he remembers something?
“I have deja moo!”

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

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What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

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What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini

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SHeep want to WOooll the world

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You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

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What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.

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Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish
Son: That’s too baaaaaad

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My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”

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What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars?
A lambo.

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What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(havent uploaded yesterday cuz couldnt think of a joke)

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What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!

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Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.

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When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!

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2 deer walk out of a gаy bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

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3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.

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When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

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