Animal Jokes

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They told me to bring an exotic animal
I said alpaca Llama
They asked if that was a hybrid

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What does a transgender and a new animal species have in common?
You don’t know what to call it

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It’s not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.
You just have to pay attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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Overheard the wife on the phone ...
Just heard the wife talking to one of her friends, she described me as a wild animal in bed 😲😁😁😁😁
BTW what is a Sloth

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What marine animal has the highest chance of getting cancer?
The pufferfish

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What Animal Planet is to us,
Is Uber Eats to Chinese People.

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What aquatic animal likes new media themost?
A Sea Anemone

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A plant asked an Animal: Hey, what do you think of the new kingdom?
The Animal said: I don't know but he seems like a really fungi.

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What animal gives the best head?
Elk-elk-elk-elk-elk-elk

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Animals have white skin too.
Animal crackers, as my grandma likes to call them.

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If lion is the king of the jungle, then what is a monkey?
An animal.
P. S. courtesy of my 6 year old niece.

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I'm glad I'm not a farm animal.
If I was, I'd be in a baaaaaaa'd mooooooo'd

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Whats the difference between a Kangaroo & Kangaroot
Ones an Australian Animal, and the other is a Geordie Stuck in a lift

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What type of animal are you stan for?
I stan bull

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What's the difference between a singer and a farm animal that wants plastic surgery?
One's Iggy Pop. The other's piggy op.

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What's the difference between an equine animal owned by the Dalai Llama and and equine animal at Cheltenham?
Ones a Tibetan horse the others a horse Tibetan.
This is an entirely original joke that I came up with. I like it.

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Bill Belichick arrested on animal cruelty chargers.
The slaughtered carcasses of a ram, a panther, an eagle, a seahawk, and a falcon were found in his refrigerator by a friend visiting his house this morning.
I want to die

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What farm animal makes the best cook?
Pigs. They are always bakin'

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A giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a bar and say ...
' The Highballs are on me'

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Why did the large animal vet hospital go out of business?
Too many HIPPO violations.

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