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Why are cats bad storytellers? – Because they only have one tale.
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I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
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God creating cats
GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of
ANGEL:ok…anything else
God:yes put razor blades on its feet!!!
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Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? – Because dogs can’t whistle.
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You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
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How do you know when an asian broke into your house?
You can´t find your dog.
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Person: where do i commit sucide
Dog: roof
Person: good idea
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Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have?
Cancer.
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Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school
He was a cheetah
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Got a new car. Chicks love it.
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They are not dangerous if you raise them right. I strongly disagree. Blonde women with Chucky tattoos are dangerous no matter how they're raised
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Did You Know ? There is a breed of black chicken that Lay black eggs. Don't believe me ? Just Google Big Black Cocks
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In polish, seals are called 'Foka'. So, here's a picture of a baby foka and a motherfoka
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Have you guys ever seen a wet koala? It’s the scariest thing ever — like ever!
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Виждали ли сте мокра коала? Това е най-страшното нещо на света — наистина! Дали сте виделе мокра коала? Тоа е најстрашното нешто што постои — стварно! ¿Alguna vez han visto un koala mojado? Es lo más aterrador que existe, ¡de verdad! Вы когда-нибудь видели мокрую коалу? Это самое страшное, что только бывает — правда! Habt ihr schon mal ein nasses Koala gesehen? Das ist das gruseligste überhaupt — wirklich! Vous avez déjà vu un koala mouillé ? C’est la chose la plus effrayante au monde — vraiment ! Έχετε δει ποτέ βρεγμένο κοάλα; Είναι το πιο τρομακτικό πράγμα που υπάρχει — στ’ αλήθεια! Avete mai visto un koala bagnato? È la cosa più spaventosa di sempre — davvero! Hiç ıslak bir koala gördünüz mü? Bu şimdiye kadarki en korkunç şey — gerçekten! Ви коли-небудь бачили мокру коалу? Це найстрашніше, що тільки буває — серйозно! Já viste um coala molhado? É a coisa mais assustadora de sempre — mesmo! Widzieliście kiedyś mokrego koalę? To najstraszniejsza rzecz na świecie — serio! Har ni någonsin sett en blöt koala? Det är det läskigaste någonsin — verkligen! Hebben jullie ooit een natte koala gezien? Het is het engste ooit — echt waar! Har du nogensinde set en våd koala? Det er det mest skræmmende nogensinde — helt seriøst! Har dere noen gang sett en våt koala? Det er det skumleste noensinne — seriøst! Oletteko koskaan nähneet märkää koalaa? Se on pelottavin asia ikinä — oikeasti! Láttatok már vizes koalát? Ez a legijesztőbb dolog a világon — komolyan! Ai văzut vreodată un koala ud? E cel mai înfricoșător lucru din lume — pe bune! Viděl jsi někdy mokrého koalu? Je to ta nejděsivější věc vůbec — fakt! Ar mate kada nors matėte šlapią koalą? Tai baisiausias dalykas pasaulyje — tikrai! Vai esi kādreiz redzējis slapju koalu? Tas ir visbaisākais, kas jebkad bijis — tiešām! Jesi li ikada vidio mokrog koalu? To je najstrašnija stvar ikada — stvarno!
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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family! "
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What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.
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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's sсrеwing a chicken.
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Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows?
A: Their horns don't work.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurrassic Pork.
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