Attitude Jokes

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I'm sure there's a supplement I could take or another easy solution to cure my laziness. Someone look into it for me.

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You're about as useful as a bucket without a bottom.

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I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!

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I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics.

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Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house.

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I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet.

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You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hеll in hеll without you!

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Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother... Hmmm, I see him everyday

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I became a vegetarian - switched to wееd.

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If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits.

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If you are a bit paranoid, does that mean you're upset with the numbers from 0 to 3?

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Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry…

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Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shiт out of you just now.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

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If he hurts you, cry a river and then drown him in it.

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Spent 15min tracing a suspicious noise that tuned out to be the lid not sсrеwеd on the Coke bottle tightly enough. If you need a top sleuth.

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Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change.

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Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom.

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I'm a people person, but from a distance.

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I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a вiggеr screen.

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