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Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change.

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Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom.

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I'm a people person, but from a distance.

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I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a вiggеr screen.

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Do you know why I make puns? Because it's my respunsibility.

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I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route.

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Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them...

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Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail.

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They lie about marijuana:
"Marijuana makes you unmotivated." Lie. When you're high, you can do anything you normally do just as well. You just realize it's not worth the fuскing effort. There's a difference.

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I'd pat my own back but my ego is too busy shaking my hand.

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The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.

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I'm just a burned out bulb on the billboard of life.

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Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.

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A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily…

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They call me coffee cause I grind so fine.

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Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

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I would tell a swimming joke, but I think it's too watered-down to be funny.

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I sleep better nакеd…why can't the flight attendant understand this?

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Вееr: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

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Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

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