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Why was the bald guy upset when I asked him an innocent question? He said, “Asking a bald guy how far they go up while washing their faces is not polite”.

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What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hairline is what you call it!

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Why were all the lice sad on the head of a bald man? They look like they are all homeless!

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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man? You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!

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What special day do bald people celebrate? They like to celebrate No-Hair Day!

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How do you compare a bald man’s head to one of the greatest tourist places on earth? You say, “Your hair has so many valleys and creeks that it looks like the Grand Canyon”.

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Why was the bald guy very happy? As he was so completely bald, he was elected as the president of ‘The Hair Club for Men’!

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What did I say to my friend who was going bald, which made him mad with anger? I said, “You will find Waldo faster than you can find your hairline”.

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What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients? Chemoflage.

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