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I am not saying you're losing your hair, but the lice on your head are starting to picket about deforestation

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What did a guy with a hairless head say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I will never part with it.

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Why did the bald guy leave the wig shop without a wig? Because he forgot to toupee

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You are so bald when you wear a turtle neck; you look like roll-on deodorant

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You are so bald, the reflection of your head is blinding people in China

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I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline
Bob the Builder couldn’t fix your hairline

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You're so bald I can see whats on your mind

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What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline? He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine”.

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What is the mantra that bald people live by? They strictly adhere to the motto of ‘Getting bald has nothing to do with losing hair, but it has a lot to do with gaining more head’.

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What is the difference between a prince, a bald guy, and an ape? A prince is an heir apparent, an ape has hairy parents while a bald guy apparently has no hair!

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Why is it so easy to guess what a bald guy is going to say? Because you can literally see what’s on their mind!

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Why was the bald person happy even when he lost all his hair? Because after being bald for a long time the idea of hair started to grow on him!

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Why does a bald man always wake up happy from bed? Because a man who has an extended forehead looks good!

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What did the old bald man say to his grandchildren? He said, “Combing is the experience which life usually gives when you start turning bald!

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Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

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Why do women trust bald men more than normal men? Because bald men have nothing to hide!

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What does the kind man who shaved off his hair as support for cancer patients say? He says he had camouflage.

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What did I say to my bald brother, which made him very angry? I said, “Bro you are so bald, that I need to wear sunglasses else, I can go blind”.

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What is the worst advice one can give to his bald friend? “No need for a transplant. Draw rabbits on your hair, they will look like hares from a distance”.

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Why was my friend angry when he started getting bald? Because his hair didn’t fall out, it simply fell down!

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Why was the bald guy upset when I asked him an innocent question? He said, “Asking a bald guy how far they go up while washing their faces is not polite”.

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What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hairline is what you call it!

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Why were all the lice sad on the head of a bald man? They look like they are all homeless!

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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man? You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!

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What special day do bald people celebrate? They like to celebrate No-Hair Day!

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How do you compare a bald man’s head to one of the greatest tourist places on earth? You say, “Your hair has so many valleys and creeks that it looks like the Grand Canyon”.

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Why was the bald guy very happy? As he was so completely bald, he was elected as the president of ‘The Hair Club for Men’!

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What did I say to my friend who was going bald, which made him mad with anger? I said, “You will find Waldo faster than you can find your hairline”.

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What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients? Chemoflage.

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