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- How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner . . . Batman!

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- I asked Netflix if they had Batman Forever, but they said only until the end of the month.

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- Holy Kleenex Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

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- Batman and a set of false teeth have a lot in common; they both only come out at night.

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- Batman’s favourite takeaway is Chinese because he loves Kung POW chicken!

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- Batman refuses to use the white pieces when he plays chess; he always has to be the Dark Knight.

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- Did you hear about Batman climbing up the tree? He was trying to see if he could find Robin's nest.

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- Why couldn’t Batman go fishing? Robin had eaten the worms.

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- Why is Two Face one of the better villains? Because he’s only half bad.

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- What did Poison Ivy change outfits at the superheroes' ball? She wanted to wear her Dark Knight gown.

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- Why is Batman so super at cards? Because he always gets the Joker.

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- Why did Batman take more photographs? Because he'd forgotten to use the Flash the first time.

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- Why is Batman always serious? Because he isn't the Joker!

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- What’s the difference between Batman and the Реnguin? You never see Batman robin!

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- Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze? He always gives him the cold shoulder.

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- Why doesn’t Batman like going for walks in nature? He's worried about coming across poison ivy.

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- What type of diet did Mr. Freeze tell Batman he would like? The Meltdown diet.

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- Who do you think is the best businessperson: Batman or Superman? It's obviously Superman; there aren't any batmarkets!

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- Why did Batman ask Mr Freeze where he buys his clothes from? He thought they looked cool.

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- Where does Bruce Wayne get all his energy from? Bat-teries.

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