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- How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner . . . Batman!

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- I asked Netflix if they had Batman Forever, but they said only until the end of the month.

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- Holy Kleenex Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

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- Batman and a set of false teeth have a lot in common; they both only come out at night.

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- Batman’s favourite takeaway is Chinese because he loves Kung POW chicken!

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- Batman refuses to use the white pieces when he plays chess; he always has to be the Dark Knight.

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- Did you hear about Batman climbing up the tree? He was trying to see if he could find Robin's nest.

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- Why couldn’t Batman go fishing? Robin had eaten the worms.

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- Why is Two Face one of the better villains? Because he’s only half bad.

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- What did Poison Ivy change outfits at the superheroes' ball? She wanted to wear her Dark Knight gown.

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- Why is Batman so super at cards? Because he always gets the Joker.

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- Why did Batman take more photographs? Because he'd forgotten to use the Flash the first time.

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- Why is Batman always serious? Because he isn't the Joker!

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- What’s the difference between Batman and the Реnguin? You never see Batman robin!

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- Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze? He always gives him the cold shoulder.

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- Why doesn’t Batman like going for walks in nature? He's worried about coming across poison ivy.

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- What type of diet did Mr. Freeze tell Batman he would like? The Meltdown diet.

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- Who do you think is the best businessperson: Batman or Superman? It's obviously Superman; there aren't any batmarkets!

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- Why did Batman ask Mr Freeze where he buys his clothes from? He thought they looked cool.

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- Where does Bruce Wayne get all his energy from? Bat-teries.

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- What position did Bruce Wayne play on the school baseball team? Bat-boy.

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- What do you call it when Batman is crossed with a tree? Spruce Wayne.

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- What do you call a three-year old Batman who has fallen off his bike? Bruised Wayne.

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- Why was Bruce Wayne so popular on the cricket team? Because he was the best ever bat man.

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- Why did Bruce Wayne's movie date go so badly? He had bat breath.

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- What is Bruce Wayne's favourite food to make for lunch? He tells me it's alpha-bat-ti spaghetti.

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- What part of a joke does Batman like best? The punch line.

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- What does Batman put in his drinks at the bar? Just-ice.

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- What did Batman do at the shops? Got-ham.

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- What did Batman's friend say to him when he'd returned from holiday? Welcome bat.

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- What type of exercise does Batman always want to do? Aero-batics.

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- What is Batman's favourite type of tea? Vigilan-tea.

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- Are you Batman? - No!

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