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Red Ring Alors que Bill se déshabillait pour aller au lit, Hillary l'attendant, il se rend compte avec stupéfaction qu'une sorte d'anneau rouge sur la peau entourait sa zigounette. Il se mit au lit avec... Rød ring En mand går til lægen og siger: "Doktor, doktor, vær sød at hjælpe mig. Jeg har et problem." Lægen undersøger manden og ser, at han har en rød ring omkring sin penis. Lægen giver ham...
While undrеssing for bed one night, Bill Clinton notices a red rash around his "thing." Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!", and makes a point of getting to his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day.
"Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it, and how do I get rid of it?"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else."
Bill takes the pills for the week, but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to his doctor and tells him the pills didn't help.
So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved.
Bill takes the capsules for a week, and dамn rash is still there. So he goes back to his doctor and asks, "What next?" The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week, and let me know."
Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news, doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"
The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."
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Bill Clinton Jokes American Presidents Humor
Кил Бил Σε μια δημοσκόπηση ρωτήθηκαν οι Αμερικανίδες αν θα έκαναν σεξ με τον Κλίντον. When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again." Querendo tirar proveito da situação, uma revista sensacionalista resolveu fazer uma pesquisa entre as cidadãs americanas, perguntando se elas gostariam de fazer sexo com o presidente Bill Clinton.... Washingtonissa kysyttiin kahdeltatuhannelta satunnaisesti valitulta naiselta mielipidetiedustelussa: - Menisittekö sänkyyn Presidentti Clintonin kanssa? Naisista 70% vastasi: - En enää toista kertaa. Întrebare adresată unui lot de 1000 femei americane: "Aţi vrea să vă culcaţi cu Bill Clinton?" 80% dintre ele au răspuns: - Nu m-aş culca din nou cu el… A recent poll of 2000 women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton? 94% responded Never again" " " In Washington DC wurde eine Umfrage zu folgendem Thema gemacht: 100 Frauen wurden gefragt, ob sie mit Bill Clinton Sex haben wollen. Zwei antworten mit "ja", zwei mit "nein" und 96 " nie wieder"... In den USA wurden alle Frauen befragt, ob sie mit Bill Clinton ins Bett gehen würden. 70% sagten: "Nicht noch einmal!"
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