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Where do birds invest their money?
The stork market.

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What do you call a rude turkey?
A jеrк-ey.

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A bird stole my snack. You know what I said?
“Toucan play at that game.”

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Did you hear the owls having a party last night?
Sounded like a real hoot.

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What did the turkey say when he forgot to study for his test?
“I’ll just wing it.”

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What does the turkey say when he’s using the computer?
“Google google!”

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Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

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What’s green and pecks on trees?
Woody the Wood Pickle.

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How do chickens stay fit?
They egg-cersize.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygone.

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My friend wanted to have an eagle for a pet.
I said, “Don’t you know that’s ill eagle?”

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Why does the flamingo stand on one leg?
If it lifted both legs, it’d fall over.

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I got into a fight with a bird while I was down south.
I have no egrets.

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Did you hear about the sad bird?
He was a bluebird.

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I know a bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big.
He was ostrich-sized.

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Why do turkeys hate baseball?
The fowl ваlls and bastes really stress them out.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.

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We are not emused.

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What do you call it when a canary flies into a pastry dish?
Tweetie pie.

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What did the bird text his girlfriend?
“I’ve been thinking about you owl night.”

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