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I met this fit bird in a club last night.
“Fancy taking me somewhere a little more quiet?” she purred.
20 minutes later, I was sitting in the library by myself wondering where I went wrong.

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I came home to find a bird had broken in and destroyed all my stuff.
He used a crowbar.

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What do you call an owl who can time travel?
Doctor Hoo.

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Who is the реnguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica.

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What kind of bird runs the church?
A cardinal.

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What did the turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!”

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What’s an owl’s favorite kind of book?
Hoooot-dunnit?

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My best friend was diagnosed with bird flu.
He swears it was fowl plague.

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What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.

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What bird robs you while you bathe?
A robber duck.

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Have you heard of the GPS device they made for bird watchers?
It has tern by tern directions.

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Where do birds invest their money?
The stork market.

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What do you call a funny duck?
A real wise-quacker.

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What do you call a young bird after he publishes his first book?
A fledgling author.

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What do you get when you teach a turkey witty comebacks?
A turkey who roasts you.

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What soap do birds use?
Dove.

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How does a bird with a broken wing land safely?
It uses a sparrowchute.

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How do blackbirds stay together in a flock?
Velcrow.

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What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
A perky turkey.

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Where does bird royalty live?
Duckingham Palace.

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What do you call a turkey that’s bad at bowling?
A gutter ball turkey.

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My bird can predict the future.
He’s an omen рigеоn.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

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Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
They only hit fowl ваlls.

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What language do geese speak?
Portugeese.

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Where do crows go to get drunк?
A crow bar.

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What’s a bird’s favorite addition to his salad?
Crowtons.

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What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.

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What do flamingos do at parties?
They flamingle.

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What kind of bird doesn’t need a home?
A bald eagle.

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What’s a bird’s favorite game?
Beak-a-boo!

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What do you call a criminal raven?
A caw-nvict.

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What do retired birds do for fun on the weekends?
They play flabingo.

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What’s the opposite of a flamingo?
A flamin-stop.

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What do turkey’s use to drink from?
Gobble-lets.

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What is a crow’s least favorite show?
That’s So Raven.

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What did the canary say when his cage broke?
Cheep cheep cheep.

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My homing рigеоn died.
I’m worried it will come back to haunt me.

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