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What kind of bird runs the church?
A cardinal.

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What’s an owl’s favorite kind of book?
Hoooot-dunnit?

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My best friend was diagnosed with bird flu.
He swears it was fowl plague.

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What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.

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What bird robs you while you bathe?
A robber duck.

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Have you heard of the GPS device they made for bird watchers?
It has tern by tern directions.

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What do you call a funny duck?
A real wise-quacker.

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What do you call a young bird after he publishes his first book?
A fledgling author.

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What do you get when you teach a turkey witty comebacks?
A turkey who roasts you.

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What soap do birds use?
Dove.

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How does a bird with a broken wing land safely?
It uses a sparrowchute.

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How do blackbirds stay together in a flock?
Velcrow.

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What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
A perky turkey.

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Where does bird royalty live?
Duckingham Palace.

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What do you call a turkey that’s bad at bowling?
A gutter ball turkey.

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My bird can predict the future.
He’s an omen рigеоn.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

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Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
They only hit fowl ваlls.

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What language do geese speak?
Portugeese.

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Where do crows go to get drunк?
A crow bar.

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