Blonde Jokes

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A blonde girl says to her friend, "I think Bill is cheating on me. I'm no longer even sure the kids are mine."

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Why was the blonde running in circles around her bed?
She was trying to catch up on her sleep.

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A blonde girl comes to the emergency room with burns on both ears and says, “Doctor, I was totally lost in thoughts and my phone rang and I picked up a hot iron instead.”
The doctor wonders, “And what happened to the other ear?”
The blonde girl replies, “Well I had to call my boyfriend to take me to the hospital!”

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A guy is telling a brunette some blonde jokes. Finally she interrupts him and says, “It’s really funny and everything, but I’m actually a blonde, I’ve been dyeing my hair for years.”
“Oh”, hesitates the man, “um, should I start over and talk very, very slowly?”

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One shark says to the other:
“I ate a diver last week. I’m still sick from all the plastic.”
The other shark waves a fin:
“That’s nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I still can't dive.”

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A blonde goes to court. Eventually the judge says:
“I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the 10000 US$.”
The blonde is thrilled:
“Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?”

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Why do women have blue spots around their navels sometimes?
Because there are also blonde men.

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Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this year?”
“Oh hеll, not Friday the 13th I hope!”

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What is the leading cause of death in blonde brain cells? - Loneliness.

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Why did the blonde only have 3 kids?
Because she read that every 4th child born is Chinese.

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My boyfriend always clears the browser history so we’d have more saving space on our computer. He’s really very thoughtful.
Cindy, 23, blonde.

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Husband says to his blonde wife, “I thought we were going to have rice with the meat?”
Blonde wife replies, “That’s right, but the cooking instructions for the rice said I needed 8 cups of water and there are only 6 cups in the cupboard.”

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Why does the blonde leave the bathroom door open?
Because somebody could be peeping at her through the keyhole.

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One day two blondes and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.
One blonde starts to yell, “Help!!!”
Then the other one, “Help!!!”
The brunette suggests, “Come on girls, let's scream together, it will be louder.”
“OK,” agree the blondes, “Together!!! Together!!!”

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A blonde meets up with an old friend of hers, a brunette. Their talk goes in the direction of lovers and the brunette says:
“So I slept with a Brazilian…”
The blonde gasps in surprise and asks excitedly, “Wow, so how many is a brazillion?”

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Why is it more convenient to park with a blonde in the car?
You can park in a disabled place.

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"How come your blond girlfriend never smiles?"
"Because I told her once that I want a serious relationship and not just fooling around."

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Why did the blonde buy an elephant instead of a new car?
She heard the elephant has a вiggеr trunk.

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Why is it difficult for blonde girls to write the number 11?
They never know which of the 1s comes first.

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Why is it a bad idea to let a blonde girl skydive when she's on her period?
She always pulls the wrong string.

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Blonde Jokes