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A guy is telling a brunette some blonde jokes. Finally she interrupts him and says, “It’s really funny and everything, but I’m actually a blonde, I’ve been dyeing my hair for years.”
“Oh”, hesitates the man, “um, should I start over and talk very, very slowly?”

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A blonde girl comes to the emergency room with burns on both ears and says, “Doctor, I was totally lost in thoughts and my phone rang and I picked up a hot iron instead.”
The doctor wonders, “And what happened to the other ear?”
The blonde girl replies, “Well I had to call my boyfriend to take me to the hospital!”

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Why was the blonde running in circles around her bed?
She was trying to catch up on her sleep.

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A blonde girl says to her friend, "I think Bill is cheating on me. I'm no longer even sure the kids are mine."

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“My mother told me I’ll be safe in the car during a lightning storm. Yeah, thanks mom, now I'm pregnant.”
Cindy (20), a blonde

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One blonde to the other:
"Shall I tell my parents that I am adopted?"

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Ear doctor to a blonde:
"Could you please put a hand over your other ear? The sun is quite blinding."

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One blonde asks another:
“How come the meteorites always manage to land in craters?”

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What do you call a blonde without вrеаsтs?
Leonardo di Caprio.

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What does a fox do when he steps into a trap?
He bites off one leg and is free.
What does a blonde fox do when he steps into a trap?
He bites off 3 legs and is still trapped.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Rock, paper, scissors."

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Whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
The dinosaur once exsested

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What is the same between a twister and a blonde there a lot of suскing and blowing and your house is gone

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Brunette: I'll be the first brunette to walk on Mars!
Ginger: I'll be the first gingеr to walk on Venus!
Blonde: I'll be the first blonde to walk on the sun!
Ginger: You'll burn up if you try.
Blonde: Don't worry, I'll go at night

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A blond woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, “What is that?”
The store clerk responds, “It’s a thermos.”The blond then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk says “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”So, she buys one. The next day, she brings it to work with her.
Her boss, also a blond, asks, “What is that shiny object?”
She replies “It’s a thermos.”
He asks, “What does it do?”
She says, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
He then asks, “What do you have in there?”
“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

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Did you hear they banned fans from doing "The Wave" at all sports events? Too many blondes were drowning.

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There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.
Blonde: There's a fire in my house!
Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?
Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!

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In testifying before the Judge in a rаре case, the complaining witness, a Blonde Рrоsтiтuте was asked by the Judge. “When did it occur to you that the defendant rареd you versus his claim of consensual sеx?
The Blonde replied ” when his cheque bounced.”

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A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
“I’ve tried to be a secretary and failed,” she complained.
“I tried to be an actress and failed.
Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too.”
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, “It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life.
Have you tried nursing?”
She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one.
Pointing it at the doctor, she said, “OK, I’ll give it a try.

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