A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
“I’ve tried to be a secretary and failed,” she complained.
“I tried to be an actress and failed.
Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too.”
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, “It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life.
Have you tried nursing?”
She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one.
Pointing it at the doctor, she said, “OK, I’ll give it a try.